Abe says, "OK."
 
 The next morning the Anti-Semite is awakened at 7am by the sound of
 running engines.  He runs outside to see a row trucks lined up one
 after the other, dumping truckful after truckful of orange yarn in
 his front yard.  Soon his yard is a 5-feet deep sea in orange yarn.
 Abe then presents a bill for $18,000 to the anti-Semite.
 
 The guy starts yelling and screaming at Abe.  "What is this, Jew?
 This is not what I asked for!  I told you I needed a piece of yarn
 from the end of your nose to the tip of your penis.  Look at this
 place!  What do you have to say for yourself?"
 
 Straightfaced, Abe replies "I'm very careful when I deal with
 people like you, that's why I got a few witnesses here with me.
 I may be off by a few miles, so I gave you a 2% discount; but...
 the tip of my penis was left in Poland after my circumcision!"