TOP SIGNS THE NEW YORK
YANKEES ARE GETTING ARROGANT
- Visiting team automatically
given six run head start.
- Most Yankees leave at
the top of the 8th to beat traffic.
- Infielders always tripping
over their lawn chairs.
- Team's stated goal is
to "Go out there and give 41%."
- Coaches give most of their
hand signals to the beer vendors.
- Have been using team practice
to rehearse their World Series victory hug.
- When catcher and manager
go out to the mound, it's just to say,
"We're just totally awesome,
aren't we?"
- On off days, Derek Jeter
volunteers with the Mets.
- New promotion: "Get a
Refund Plus $10,000 If the Yankees Lose Day".
- Tickets now read: "Game
starts at 7:30 -- Game ends when the Yankees finish whoopin' ass."
- Sometimes they let an
American guy pitch.
- George Steinbrenner is
now threatening to fire other team's managers.
- Recently let a beer vendor
pitch the last two innings.
- They're not only thinking
World Series, they're thinking Super Bowl.
- Standing on base, yelling
"I'm the king of the world!"
- New promotion: "Just Watching
Us Play Should Be Enough For a Loser Like You" Night.
- Now use bullpen to grow
sweet summer corn.
- Uniforms say "1999 World
Champions."