TOP SIGNS THE NEW YORK YANKEES ARE GETTING ARROGANT
 
        - Visiting team automatically given six run head start.
 
        - Most Yankees leave at the top of the 8th to beat traffic.
 
        - Infielders always tripping over their lawn chairs.
 
        - Team's stated goal is to "Go out there and give 41%."
 
        - Coaches give most of their hand signals to the beer vendors.
 
        - Have been using team practice to rehearse their World Series victory hug.
 
        - When catcher and manager go out to the mound, it's just to say,
        "We're just totally awesome, aren't we?"
 
        - On off days, Derek Jeter volunteers with the Mets.
 
        - New promotion: "Get a Refund Plus $10,000 If the Yankees Lose Day".
 
        - Tickets now read: "Game starts at 7:30 -- Game ends when the Yankees finish whoopin' ass."
 
        - Sometimes they let an American guy pitch.
 
        - George Steinbrenner is now threatening to fire other team's managers.
 
        - Recently let a beer vendor pitch the last two innings.
 
        - They're not only thinking World Series, they're thinking Super Bowl.
 
        - Standing on base, yelling "I'm the king of the world!"
 
        - New promotion: "Just Watching Us Play Should Be Enough For a Loser Like You" Night.
 
        - Now use bullpen to grow sweet summer corn.
 
        - Uniforms say "1999 World Champions."