Dear Valued Employee:

Re:  Vacation Pay

Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the past
100 year(s).  As I'm sure you are aware, employees are granted 3 weeks of
paid leave per year or pay in lieu of time off. One additional week is
granted for every 5 years of service.

Please either take 9,400 days off work or notify our office and your next
pay check will reflect payment of $8,277,432.22 which will include all pay
and interest for the past 1,200 months.

Sincerely,

Automated Payroll Processing