13> Driving your fellow Congressman into the turnbuckle now considered
acceptable method of ending a filibuster.

12> President now shouts entire State of the Union address with his face 18
inches from TV camera.

11> IRS audit replaced by more efficient reverse body slam onto enema.

10> Government becomes a charade of meaningless noises and lots of posturing
by a bunch of inarticulate losers with no class or manners-Hey, wait a
minute...

9> Free school lunches destined for the needy instead go to the biggest,
meanest, stupidest kid in each school.

8> Sex scandals now involve even skankier women.

7> January 20: Inauguration ceremonies
   January 21: FDA approves over-the-counter sale of steroids

6> Newt Gingrich is finally able to wear his mask and cape out of the house.

5> During House debate, it is acceptable to yield to the gentleman wielding
a folding chair.

4> Difficult finding interns willing to accommodate an entire pouch of
Skoal.

3> Strom Thurmond *finally* removed by The Undertaker.

2> Line to bodyslam Ken Starr winds around Lincoln Memorial.

and Top5's Number 1 Change Under a
Government Run by Pro Wrestlers...

1> Before: Mr. Vice President; After: Stone Cold Al Gore