Complete List of Windows Errors
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WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in danger
 
WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet
 
WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file
 
WinErr: 004 Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong
 
WinErr: 005 Multitasking attempted - System confused
 
WinErr: 006 Malicious error - Desqview found on drive
 
WinErr: 007 System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware
 
WinErr: 008 Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments
 
WinErr: 009 Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened
 
WinErr: 00A Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full
 
WinErr: 00B Inadequate disk space - Free at least 50MB
 
WinErr: 00C Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! More!
 
WinErr: 00D Window closed - Do not look outside
 
WinErr: 00E Window open - Do not look inside
 
WinErr: 00F Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened
 
WinErr: 010 Reserved for future mistakes by our developers
 
WinErr: 013 Unexpected error - Huh ?
 
WinErr: 014 Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.
 
WinErr: 018 Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new
            one. Old Windows licence is not valid anymore.
 
WinErr: 019 User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!
 
WinErr: 01A Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your
            software. We are terribly sorry.
 
WinErr: 01B Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error.
            Next time you will get a penalty for that.
 
WinErr: 01C Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate.
 
WinErr: 01D System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.
 
WinErr: 01E Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.
 
WinErr: 020 Error recording error codes - Additional errors will be
            lost.
 
WinErr: 042 Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The
             virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will
             automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again.
 
WinErr: 079 Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed.
            Please click the left mouse button to continue.
 
WinErr: 103 Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered.
            Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded.
 
WinErr: 678 This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play
            another game?
 
WinErr: 683 Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for  the
            system to complete boot procedure.
 
WinErr: 625 Working Error - The system has been working perfectly for
            the past ten minutes
 
WniErr: 902 Screen Error - The system is working perfectly, I'm not
            lying, your monitor is wrong
 
WinErr: 72a Crucial Halt - Hang on, WHAT was that?
 
WinErr: 72b Memory Error - What? Tell me again.
 
WinErr: 39c Disk Error in drive a: - Although your disk is in perfect
            condition (I just formatted it), I don't like it any more
 
WinErr: 983 Hard Disk Error - The files on the hard disk were neatly
            arranged and fully optimised, so I had to mess them up and
            put a couple of hundred .TMP files all over the place
 
WinErr: 294 BlackMail Error - $500 to Gates or your computer gets
            screwed
 
Winerr: 294b BlackMail Error - $500 to Gates or I'll show your wife the
             JPG's you just downloaded