In the days when you couldn't count on a public facility to have
indoor plumbing, an English woman was planning a trip to
Germany.
She was registered to stay in a small guest house owned by the
local schoolmaster. She was concerned as to whether the
guest
house contained a WC. In England, a bathroom is commonly
called a WC which stands for water closet. She wrote the
schoolmaster inquiring into the location of the nearest WC.
The school master, not fluent in English, asked the local priest
if he knew the meaning of WC. Together they pondered possible
meanings of the letters and concluded that the lady wanted to
know if there was a "Wayside Chapel" near the house . . . a
bathroom never entered their minds. So the schoolmaster
wrote the following reply:
Dear Madam,
I take great pleasure in informing you that the WC is located
9
miles from the house. It is located in the middle of a
grove of
pine trees, surrounded by lovely grounds. It is capable
of
holding 229 people and is open on Sundays and Thursdays.
As
there are many people expected in the summer months, I
suggest you arrive early. There is, however, plenty of
standing
room. This is an unfortunate situation especially if you are
in
the habit of going regularly.
It may be of some interest to you that my daughter was
married in the WC as it was there that she met her husband.
It was a wonderful event. There were 10 people in every
seat.
It was wonderful to see the expressions on their faces.
My
wife, sadly, has been ill and unable to go recently. It
has been
almost a year since she went last, which pains her greatly.
You will be pleased to know that many people bring their lunch
and make a day of it. Others prefer to wait till the last
minute and arrive just in time! I would recommend your
ladyship plan to go on a Thursday as there is an organ
accompaniment. The acoustics are excellent and even the
most
delicate sounds can be heard everywhere. The newest addition
is a bell which rings every time a person enters. We are
holding a bazaar to provide plush seats for all since many feel
it is long needed.
I look forward to escorting you there myself and seating you in
a place where you can be seen by all.
With deepest regards,
The Schoolmaster