The man grabs his clothes and rushes out of the house yelling
at the
top of his lungs. He heads straight to his fathers house.
When he
gets there, his father says, "Son, what are you doing here?
You're
supposed to be on your honeymoon."
The son says, "Dad, my new wife told me a big secret of hers.
She's
a virgin."
"Damn son. You did the right thing by leaving. If
she wasn't good
enough for her family, she sure as hell isn't good enough for
ours!"