A man was driving home late at night. He was also driving above the
speed
limit. He noticed a police car [with its lights whirling] in
his rear view
mirror. He says to himself, "I can outrun this guy." He floors
it and the
race is on. The cars are racing down the highway -- 70,
80, 90 miles an
hour. Finally, as his speedometer passes 100, the guy sighs aloud and
gives
up.
He pulls over to the curb. The police officer gets out of his cruiser
and
approaches the car. He leans down and says, "Listen, mister.
I've had a
really lousy day and I just want to go home. Give me a good excuse
and
I'll let you go." The man thought for a moment and said, "Three
weeks ago,
my wife ran off with a police officer. When I saw your cruiser
in my rear
view mirror, I thought you were that officer and you were trying to
give
her back to me!"
He drove home ticket free!