10. The pages of all his Barney books are sticky.

 9. He keeps redecorating Barbie's Dreamhouse.

 8. The TV screen in his stomach only plays figure skating and men's gymnastics.

 7. He's started waxing the purple fuzz on his back.

 6. You spotted this classified recently: "Bi-curious purple male, swimmers build, into hiking, skiing and intergalactic travel, seeks same for friendship first.  No fats or fems."

 5. Mr. Rogers started a petition to get "his kind" out of the neighborhood.

 4. That triangular antenna on his head only picks up Abba music.

3. He's been sleeping on Matt Damon's couch.

2. He carries GQ and an Abercrombie and Fitch catalogue in his little red bag.

 1.He plans to marry Nicole Kidman.