With yet another young man in her life Elizabeth Taylor decided that in her advancing years she needed to tighten up her vaginal area. She put her trust in her  plastic surgeon of 30 years standing, the one who had carried out her face-lifts,  boob jobs and ass-lifts. Sworn to secrecy, he agreed that no-one but him would  ever know. He carried out the delicate operation, carefully slicing away strips of  the loose folds of skin. It is a long operation!

 Liz awakes the next morning to see 3 "get well soon" cards on her bedside table.  She is appalled and demands to see the doctor.

 "No-one but you should know about this! You have let me down", she says.

 "Ah" says the doc, "this card is from my wife and I wishing you a speedy recovery." "How nice ", says Liz. "Thank you - what a nice thought."

 "The second card is from old Madge the cleaner who has cleaned up after all  your previous operations - she is to be trusted."

 "What a beautiful thought , from such a humble person -I'm really touched.", says  Liz.

 "But who is the 3rd card from?" asks Liz.

 "Oh", says the doctor, "that's from Evander Holyfield -- thanking you for his new ears!!!"