Motorcycle


There were two guys riding down the road on a motorcycle. The driver was
wearing a leather jacket that had a broken zipper. He finally stopped the
bike and told the other guy, "I can't drive anymore with the air hitting
me in my chest."


But then he decided to put the coat on backwards to block the air from
hitting him. They continued driving down the road and came around a bend
in the road, lost control and wrecked.


A nearby farmer called the police and reported the accident. The police
asked him, "are they showing any sign of life?"


"Well," the farmer said, "the driver was until I turned his head around
the right way!"