Loaded Questions
  Be careful! GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER

  1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as
  intercourse?

  2). What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of? 

  3). What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long,
  has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

  4). What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?

  5). Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one
  of which is a word for a woman?

  6). What does a dog do that you can step into?

  7). What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you
  can't get one you can use your hands?

  8). What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl
  fat?

  9). What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of
  birdcages?

  10). What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than
  on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife
  after they're married?
  
  ANSWERS:
  1. (talk)
  2. (legs)
  3. (a twenty dollar bill)
  4. (firetruck)
  5. (bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt) 
  6. (pants)
  7. (fork)
  8. (Almond Joy candy bar)
  9. (grit)
  10. (last name)