Happy Man
  A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in
  a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing
  how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret
  for a long happy life?" 

  "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said.
  "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty
  foods, and never exercise."

  "That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?' 

  "Twenty-six!" he said.