The Gay Family
A guy walks into a bar and asks for six double vodkas. The bartender looks at him and says, "Wow you must be having a really bad day!"
"Yeah, I just found out that my older brother is gay."
Sympathizing, the bartender gives him a drink.

The next day, he walks into the same bar, again asking for six vodkas."Oh God, what happened now?" the bartender inquires.
"My younger brother is gay too."

The third day, the guy walks into the bar yet again, asking for the same drink. "Jesus Christ doesn't anyone in your family like women??"
"Yeah. My wife."