George, Bob and Fred are working on a very high scaffolding.
Suddenly,George falls and is killed instantly.

After the ambulance leaves with George's body, Bob and Fred
realize they'll have to inform his wife. Bob says he's good
at this sort of sensitive stuff, so he volunteers to do the job.

After two hours, he returns, carrying a six-pack of beer.

"So did you tell her?" asks Fred.

"Yep", replies Bob.

"Where did you get the six-pack?" asks Fred.

"She gave it to me," replies Bob.

"WHAT?" exclaims Fred, "you just told her that her husband died
and she gave you a six-pack??"

"Yep," Bob says.

"WHY?" asks Fred.

"Well," Bob continues, "when she answered the door, I asked
her, 'are you George's widow?'

'Widow?', she said, 'no, you're mistaken, I'm not a widow!'

So I said, "I'll bet you a six-pack you ARE!'"