WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY!
         THIS IS SERIOUS!

If you get an envelope from a company called the "Internal Revenue Service,"
DO NOT OPEN IT! This group operates a scam around this time every year.
Their letter claims that you owe them money, which they will take and use to
pay for the operation of essential functions of the United States
government. This is untrue! The money the IRS collects is used to fund
organized crime at all levels, including a prostitution ring run out of a
brothel known as "The White House".

This organization has ties to another shady outfit called the Social
Security Administration, which claims to take money from your regular
paychecks and save it for your retirement. In reality, this is a giant
pyramid scheme; anyone naive enough to have the SSA "hold on" to their money
for them will be out of luck when it comes time to collect.

Be careful! The people behind these operations are extremely dangerous!
Dozens of people who offered information on these crime families to
investigators have either wound up dead or found themselves the targets of
slick P.R. campaigns orchestrated by their henchmen Larry Flynt, Terry
Lenzner and James Carville. Do not get involed! You cannot win!

FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!