A minister dies and, resplendent in his clerical collar and colorful
robes, is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Just ahead of him is a
guy  dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.

Saint Peter addresses this guy, "Who are you, so that I may know
whether  or  not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?"

The guy replies, "I'm Joe Green, taxi-driver, of Noo Yawk City."

Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxi-driver,
"Take  this silken robe and golden staff, and enter into the Kingdom."
So the taxi-driver goes into Heaven with his robe and staff, and now
the  minister is at the first of the line.

He stands erect and, without being asked, proclaims, "I am Joseph Snow,
head pastor of Saint Mary's for the last forty-three years."
Saint Peter consults his list. Looking up, he says to the minister,
"Take  this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of
Heaven."

"Just a minute," says the minister. "That man was a taxi-driver, and
you  issued him a silken robe and golden staff; but I get wood and
cotton. How can this be?"

"Up here, we work by results," says Saint Peter. "While you preached,
people  slept; while he drove, people prayed.