New Year Resolutions for Internet Junkies

1.    I will try to figure out why I "really" need 12 e-mail addresses.
2.    I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband).
3.    I resolve to work with neglected children-my own.
4.    I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.
5.    I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.
6.    I resolve to back up my 12GB hard drive daily...well, once a week...okay, monthly then...or maybe... at least once a year
7.    I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet.   This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.
8.    I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning...  4:30 is much more practical since my friends overseas already had time to answer me by then
9.    When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"
10.   I will read the manual...  just as soon as I can find it.