Men often find blowing off a woman the most difficult part of the dating process.  The closest they ever come to telling a woman it's over is to look her straight in the eye and say, "I'll call you next week."  But here is now a great way to blow a woman off.  It's safe, it's affordable and the best thing is the female has no opportunity to throw things at you. It's at your fingertips right now:  E-mail.  That's how all the happening, 90's kind of guys are telling women they are not worthy.  You'll feel like a real man knowing you have told her how you really feel from the safety of your keyboard.  And you can delete her response without ever reading it.  What could be more painless?  Following is an email rejection letter:  Men can use it the next time they need to put their main squeeze on notice.

The text of the letter follows:
 

Dear (her name),
                 I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from
further contention to become the future Mrs. (your last name).  As you
are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough this year and
dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to
make the final cut.  I will, however, keep your name on file should an
opening become available.
So that you may find better success in your future romantic endeavors,
please allow me to offer the following reasons you were disqualified
from the competition:
(check those that apply)

_____ Your failure to reach for your purse in even a feigned attempt
to pay for dinner by the fourth date displayed a stunning ignorance of
basic economics.

_____ Your inadvertent admission that you "buy condoms and K-Y Jelly
by the truckload" indicates that you may be slightly over-qualified
for the position.

_____ You failed the 20 question rule, i.e., I asked you 20
questions about yourself before you asked me more than one about myself.

_____ The only question you did ask was how much money I make.

_____ You neglected to reach over and unlock my car door from the
inside after I opened the passenger side door for you.

_____ My breasts are bigger than yours.

 _____ Your height is out of proportion with your weight.  If you
should, however, happen to gain the necessary 17 vertical inches,
please resubmit your application.

_____ Your repeated comments such as, "Is it still called a penis
when it's this small?"  were both uncalled for and thoughtless.

_____ The way you enthusiastically jumped on stage at the
alternative impressionable and have a disconcerting lack of commitment to
heterosexuality.

 _____ Your revelation that you would most certainly allow your
ex-boyfriend to shack up with you again after he "beats that  domestic
abuse rap" shows compassion but makes it difficult to take you
seriously.

  _____ Although your inability to achieve orgasm was of paramount
importance to me, your suggestion that we invite the basketball team
into the bedroom so it would be "just like college" seemed somewhat
extreme and inappropriate.

  _____ I am out of your league; set your sights lower next time.
 Sincerely,

   (Your name here)