Term

Explanation

Benign

What you be after you be eight.

Artery

The study of paintings.

Bacteria

Back door to cafeteria.

Barium

What doctors do when patients die.

Cesarean Section

A neighborhood in Rome.

CTscan

Searching for kitty.

Cauterize

Made eye contact with her.

Colic

A sheep dog.

Coma

A punctuation mark.

D & C

Where Washington is.

Dilate

To live long.

Enema

Not a friend.

Fester

Quicker than someone else.

Fibula

A small lie.

G.I. Series

World Series of military baseball.

Hangnail

What you hang your coat on.

Impotent

Distinguished, well known.

Labor Pain

Getting hurt at work.

Medical Staff

A Doctor's cane.

Morbid

A higher offer than I bid.

Nitrates

Cheaper than day rates.

Node

I knew it.

Outpatient

A person who has fainted.

Pap Smear

A fatherhood test.

Post Operative

A letter carrier.

Recovery Room

Place to do upholstery.

Rectum

Darn near killed him.

Secretion

Hiding something.

Seizure

Roman emperor.

Tablet

A small table.

Terminal Illness

Getting sick at the airport.

Tumor

More than one.

Urine

Opposite of you're out.

Varicose

Near by/close by.