The Procrastinator's Calendar
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      NEG  FRI  FRI  FRI  THU  WED  TUE
      8    7    6    5    4    3    2
      16   15   14   12   11   10   9
      23   22   21   20   19   18   17
      32   30   28   27   26   25   24
      39   38   37   36   35   34   33
 
 
 1. This is a special calendar for handling rush jobs. All
    rush jobs are needed yesterday. With this calendar, a
    job or project can be ordered on the 7th and delivered
    on the 3rd.
 
 2. Many companies set Friday deadlines, so there are three
    Fridays in every week. This is also beneficial for those
    persons who are paid on Fridays.
 
 3. There are eight new days added to each month, to allow
    for month-end panic jobs.
 
 4. There is no 1st of the month, thus avoiding late delivery
    of the previous month's last-minute panic jobs.
 
 5. Monday morning hangovers are abolished, along with
    non-productive Saturdays and Sundays.
 
 6. A new day -- Negotiation Day -- has been introduced
    keeping the other days free for uninterrupted panic.