AVERAGE EMPLOYEE.....................Not too bright

  EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED.........Made no major blunders yet

  ACTIVE SOCIALLY......................Drinks alot

  FAMILY IS ACTIVE SOCIALLY............Spouse drinks, too

  CHARACTER ABOVE REPROACH.............Still one step ahead of the law

  QUICK THINKING.......................Offers plausible excuses

  CAREFUL THINKER......................Won't make a decision

  PLANS FOR ADVANCEMENT................Buys drinks for all the boys

  AGGRESSIVE...........................Obnoxious

  USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS.........Gets someone else to do it

  EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL............Speaks English

  METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL.......A nit picker

  HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES.............Is tall or has a loud voice

  EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT.........Lucky

  KEEN SENSE OF HUMOUR.................Knows a lot of dirty jokes

  CAREER MINDED........................Back Stabber

  OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANIZATION...Gets to work on time

  RELAXED ATTITUDE.....................Sleeps at desk

  WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY...............Too ugly to get a date

  INDEPENDENT WORKER...................Nobody knows what he/she does

  GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS............Able to bullshit

  GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS............Spends lots of time on phone

  LOYAL................................Can't get a job anywhere else