Understanding Your Paycheck:
Gross pay: $1222.02
Income Tax Outgo Tax
State Tax Interstate Tax
244.40 45.21
61.10 5.89
County Tax City Tax
Rural Tax Back Tax
6.11
12.22 4.44
1.11
Front Tax Side Tax
Up Tax Down Tax
1.16
1.61 2.22
1.11
Tic-Tacs Thumbtacks
Carpet Tacks Stadium Tax
1.98
3.93 0.98
0.69
Flat Tax Surtax
Ma'am Tax Parking Fee
8.32
3.46 2.60
5.00
No Parking Fee F.i.c.a. T.g.i.f.
Life Ins.
10.00 81.88
9.95
5.85
Health Ins. Disability
Ability Liability Ins.
16.23 2.50
0.25
3.41
Dental Ins. Mental Ins. Reassurance.
Coffee
4.50
4.33 0.11
6.85
Coffee Cups Calendar
Floor Rental Chair Rental
66.51 3.06
16.85 4.32
Desk Rental Union Dues
Union Don'ts Cash Advances
4.32
5.85 3.77
0.69
Cash Retreats Overtime
Undertime Eastern Time
121.35 1.26
54.83 9.00
Central Time Mountain Time Pacific Time
GMT
8.00
7.00 6.00
24.00
Bathroom Time Time Out
Oxygen Water
4.44
12.21 10.02
16.54
Electricity Heat
Air Conditioning
38.23 51.42
46.83
Misc
144.38
Take Home Pay: $0000.02
(this is where the expression "just my 2 cents" came from)