When she got the parrot back to the White House, she uncovered his cage
and admired the colorful bird. The parrot tilted his head to one side,
looked her straight in the eye and said, "New house, new madam."
Hillary laughed.
Soon Chelsea and a friend came in and began admiring the bird.
"New house, new whores," the parrot observed. At first they were
offended, but when Hillary explained about the bird's history they, too,
laughed at him.
A few minutes later the President entered the living quarters. The parrot looked up from his feeder and said "Hi Bill".