Wrong Number



Saturday morning... Bob's just about to set off on a
round of golf when
he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the
guy who fixes the
washing machine is coming around at noon. So Bob
heads back to the
clubhouse and phones home.
"Hello?" Says a little girl's voice.
"Hi, honey, it's Daddy," Says Bob. "Is mommy near
the phone?"
"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with uncle
Frank."
After a brief pause, Bob says, "But you haven't got
an Uncle Frank,
honey!"
"Yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with
Mommy!"
"Okay, then. Here's what I want you do do. Put down
the phone, run
upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout in
to Mommy and Uncle
Frank that my car's just pulled up outside the
house."
"Okay, Daddy!"
A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to
the phone.
"Well, I did what you said, Daddy."
"And what happened?"
"Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on
and ran around
screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went
out the front window
and now she's all dead."
"Oh my god... And what about uncle Frank?"
"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he
was all scared and
he jumped out the back window into the swimming
pool, but he must have
forgot that last week you took out all the water to
clean it, so he hit
the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's dead
too."
There is a long pause, then Bob says,
"Swimming pool ?  what swimming pool ????, Is this
8547039?"
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