Women are clever

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She
went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a  trap. The frog
said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3
wishes."
The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank  you, but I failed to
mention that there was a condition to your wishes-that whatever you wish
for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!"
The woman said, "That would be okay," and for her first wish, she wanted
to
be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned  her, "You do
realize that this wish will also make your husband the most  handsome man
in
the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to." The  woman replied,
"That
will be okay because I will be the most beautiful  woman and he will only
have eyes for me."
So, KAZAM - she's the most  beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be  the richest woman in the world.
The
frog said, "That will make  your husband the richest man in the world and
he
will be ten times richer  than you." The woman said, "That will be okay
because what is mine is  his and what is his is mine."
So, KAZAM she's the richest  woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish,   and she answered, I'd like
a
mild heart attack."
Moral of the  story:
Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with them.