The Statue

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening
the front door.  "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner."

She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with
talcum powder.  "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered.
"Just pretend you're a statue."

"What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.

"Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly.  "The Smiths
bought one for their bedroom.  I liked it so much, I got one for us
too."  No more was said about the statue, not even later that night
when they went to sleep.

Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the
kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of
milk.

"Here," he said to the 'statue', "eat something.  I stood like an
idiot at the Smiths' for three days, and nobody offered me as much
as a glass of water."