Score!


A father said, "Son, the object of dating is to SCORE!  And to do
that, you have to give the woman something.  So when you pick up
your date later, make sure you have some flowers or chocolates to
give her.  Girls go crazy over that stuff.  The more you give,
the more you get!"

So, the son showed up for his date with flowers AND chocolates.

She was very flattered and pleased, and she rewarded him with
a long, passionate kiss.  She pressed her chest against him and
rubbed her fingers through his hair,.... hoping to give him the
best kiss that he had ever received.

After the kiss, he turned and bolted for the door.

"Oh! I'm sorry," she said.  "I didn't mean to scare you away."

"You didn't!" he replied. "I'm going out to get you some jewelry!"