Real Courtroom Bloopers

Real Courtroom Bloopers:

1.  Q.  Were you alone or by yourself?

2.  Q.  Doctor, is it possible that the patient was alive when you began
the
autopsy?
A.  No.
Q.  How can you be so sure?
A.  Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q.  But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A.  It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law
somewhere.

3.  Q.  The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?

4.  Q.  All your responses must be oral, OK?  What school did you go to?
A.  Oral.

5.  Q.  Can you describe the individual?
A.  He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q.  Was this a male or a female?

6.  Q. You were there until the time you left.  Is that true?

7.  Q.  You were not shot in the fracas?
A.  No.  I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel.

8.  Q.  Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
he
doesn't know about it until the next morning?

9.  Q.  Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to the deposition
notice
which I sent to your attorney?
A.  No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

10.  Q.  Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?

11.  Q.  She had three children, right?
A.  Yes
Q.  How many were boys?
A.  None
Q.  Were there any girls?

12.  Q.  How many times have you committed suicide?