Portrait

An elderly Jewish woman decided to have her portrait painted.
She told the the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a
diamond  necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and Rolex."

"But you are not wearing any of those things."

"I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my
husband.  I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want
his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry."