Political Party


A hitch hiker was trying his luck at the road side when a big black
Lincoln pulls up.   The guy runs up hopefully and is hailed by the
occupant with the question,  "What party are you with?"  

"Party?  What do you mean party?", he asks.  

The guy in the car says, "Political party.  What political party
are you with?"

"Oh, I'm a Democrat."

The car screeches off showering him with dust and gravel.

A while later a Jaquar sedan pulls up and the same interchange is
repeated with the same result.  

The hitch hiker is really wondering what's going down when a
Cadillac convertible with a foxy babe driving pulls up.  He runs
up to jump in her car and she asks him, "What party are you with?"  

"Oh, I'm a Republican." he quickly answers.

She motions for him to get in and he does so gladly.   Within
minutes she's giving him a big smile and massaging his thigh as
she drives.  The hitch hiker can't beleive his luck and thinks
to himself,....

"Shit, I haven't been a Republican for 5 minutes and already I want
to screw somebody!"