Philosophy of Life


PHILOSOPHY OF LIFE

Life is an endless struggle, full of frustrations and
challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you
like.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right
thing in theright place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong
thing at the tempting moment.

Time may be a great healer but it's also a lousy beautician.

Brain cells come and go but fat cells live forever.

Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.

You don't stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old
because you stop laughing.

It is bad to suppress laughter; it goes back down and spreads
to your hips.

Age is important only if you're cheese and wine.

The only time a woman wishes that she were a year older is
when she is expecting a baby.

Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but
he/she can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate
cake.