ONE BIG ASS HALLOWEEN E-MAIL

My favorite Halloween costume is to go naked 
on a pair of roller skates as a pull toy.

(This should only be tried by males.)

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Yo'momma so ugly,... 
people go as HER for Halloween.

alternately,....

Yo'momma so ugly,... 
she gets 364 EXTRA DAYS to dress up for Halloween.

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Whoopin the KKK's ass:

Officers were dispatched to an Ohio college campus this week to
break up a fight involving two group of students, about 35 students total
were involved.

A group of black students saw what they thought were members of a
white supremecist organization parading around the campus.  They took
offense and proceeded to yell at them, a fight followed.

It turned out that they were members of a campus fraternity that
were going to a Halloween party dressed as the Pope and his entourage of
Cardinals...  

That'll teach people not to wear "evil" costumes on Halloween...

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A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, "I'm going to a 
costume party, I want to go as Adam."

The girl brings out a fig leaf. He says, "Not big enough." She 
brings out a bigger one.

He says, "Still not big enough." She brings out a huge fig leaf. 
He says, "Still not big enough."

She says, "Listen, Ace, why don't you just throw it over your 
shoulder and go as a gasoline pump?"

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One witch told another witch, "I want one of those new computers that
has a spell checker."

Q: Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
A: They're afraid of flying off the handle!

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A modest man was in the hospital for a series of test.  One of the
last tests has left his system upset.  Upon making several false
alarms to the bathroom he decided the latest was another.  But he
completely filled his bed up with human waste and was embarrassed
beyond anything he could possible face.

Losing his presence of mind, he jumped up, gathered up the bed
sheets and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunkard was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on
him.  He started yelling, cussing and swinging his arms which
drew the attention of the security guard.

The security guard asked, "What's going on here?!?!?"

And the drunk replied, "I just beat the shit out of a ghost!"