New Town Doctor


A young doctor had moved into town and was setting up a new practice.
He had a new sign painted and hung it in front of his office,
proclaiming his specialties:
"Homosexuals & Hemorrhoids."

The town fathers were upset with the sign and asked him please to
change it.

The Doctor was eager to please, so he put up a new sign: 
"Queers & Rears."

The town fathers were really fuming about that one, so they demanded
that the Doctor come up with a decent sign that would not offend the
townspeople.

So the Doctor came up with an acceptable sign: 
"Odds & Ends."