Men and Women

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item, if he wants it.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want because it's on
sale.

A woman worries about he future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find that man.

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a
little.

To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and don't expect to
understand her at all.

Married men live longer than single men,

but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man can forget his past mistakes, there's no reason for two
people to keep track of the same things.

A woman marries a man expecting him to change, and he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting her not to change and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.