Mel In Arizona


On his doctor's orders, Mel had moved to Arizona. Two weeks
later, he was dead.  His body was shipped back home, where
the undertaker prepared it for the services.

Mel's brother came in to make sure everything was taken
care of.  "Would you like to see the body?" the undertaker
asked.

"I might as well take a look at it before the others get here."

The undertaker led him into the next room and opened the top
half of the casket. He stood back and proudly displayed his
work.

"He looks good," the brother said. "Those two weeks in Arizona
were just the thing for him!"