Little Johnny's Mom

The teacher in Johnny's school asked the class what their parents
did for a living. One little girl said her father was a doctor,
another said her mother was an engineer. When it was Little Johnny's
turn, he stood up and said "My mom's a whore!"

Naturally, after that remark, he got sent off to the principal's 
office.  Then, 15 minutes later, he returned.  So the teacher asked 
"Did you tell the principal what you said in class?"

Johnny said, "Yes."

"Well, what did the principal say?"

"He said that every job is important in our economy, gave me an apple 
and asked for my phone number!"