Let Me Tell You 'Bout This Here Pig



One day, a fellow was walking down a country road when he noticed
a pig with a wooden leg on a farm. He walked onto the farm and
questioned the farmer.

"I noticed that you have a pig with a wooden leg, and I've never seen
anything like it in my whole life. I was wondering why in the world
anyone would put a wooden leg on a pig."

"Son,... Let me tell you 'bout this here pig. He's the smartest
pig in the entire world. He can speak 12 languages fluently,
including English, French, German, Russian, Japanese, Spanish,
Portugese, Arabic, Yiddish, Hebrew, Latin and Greek.

"Yes,... he must be a very smart pig, but I was wondering about
how he got the wooden leg."

"Son,... Let me tell you somethin' else 'bout this here pig.
Did you know that he has a PhD. in Physics, and he was a
professor at MIT for 10 years?"

"Yes, Yes,... he must be a very smart pig, but I was wondering about
how he got the wooden leg."

"Son,... Let me tell you somethin' else 'bout this here pig.
He was the Undersecretary of State for Henry Kissinger during
the Vietnam war. He helped broker the peace treaty of Paris!"

"Yes, Yes, Yes,... he must be a very smart pig, but I was wondering
about how he got the wooden leg."

"Well son,... I put the wooden leg on him so that he could walk
straight after I pulled his real leg off."

"But why in the world did you pull off his real leg???"

"Well son,... When you have a pig that's this smart, you don't
just eat him all at once. You try to make him last!"