Keeping Myself Pure


A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a
fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move.

"No thank you." she said politely. "This may sound rather odd
in this day and age, but I'm keeping myself pure until I meet
the man I love."

"That must be rather difficult." the man replied.

"Oh, I don't mind too much." she said.
"But, it has my husband pretty upset."