Jewish Mothers
Jewish Mothers
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Two Jewish mothers met for coffee.
"Well Ruthie, how are the kids?"
"To tell you the truth, my Abie has married a
slut! She doesn't get out of bed until 11. She's
out all day spending his money on Heaven
knows what, and when he gets home,
exhausted, does she have a nice hot dinner
for him? Psha! She makes him take her out
to dinner at an expensive restaurant."
"And Esther?"
"Ah! Esther has married a saint. He brings
her breakfast in bed, he gives her enough
money to buy all she needs, and in the
evening he takes her out to dinner at a nice
smart restaurant."