Inheritance


A man in a bar sees a friend at a table,
drinking by himself. Approaching the friend,
he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"

"My mother died in June," he said,
"and left me $10,000."

"Gee, that's tough," he replied.

"Then in July," the friend continued,
"My father died, leaving me $50,000."

"Wow.  Two parents gone in two months.
No wonder you're depressed."

"And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."

"Three close family members lost in three months???  How sad!!!"

"Then this month,..." continued, the friend,
"Nothing!  Not a single dime!"