I'm In Love With My Horse
"I'm in love with my horse," the nervous man told his psychiatrist.
"Nothing to worry about," the psychiatrist consoled. "Many people
are fond of animals. As a matter of fact, my wife and I have a dog
that we are very attached to."
"But, doctor," continued the troubled patient, "I feel ummm,...
*physically* attracted to my horse!"
"Hmmm," the doctor asked, "Is it male or female?"
"Female, of course!" the man replied.
"What do you think I am,... GAY???"