Holiday Travel


A student was heading home for the holidays.  When she got to the
airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York.  And as she
gave the agent her luggage, she made the smartass remark, "I'd like
you to send my green suitcase to Hawaii, and my red suitcase to
London."

The confused agent said, "I'm sorry, we can't to that."

"Really???  I am so relieved to hear you say that because,...
That's exactly what you did to my luggage last year!"