Great Writer


There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to
become a "great" writer.

When asked to define "great", he said:
"I want to write stuff that the whole world will read,
stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level,
stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail, howl in pain, desperation
and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.