Gassy Old Lady

Gassy Old Lady
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A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I
have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother
me too much.  They never smell and are always silent.  As
a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've
been here in your office.  You didn't know I was farting
because they don't smell and are silent."

The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to
see me next week."

The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she
says, "I don't know what you gave me, but now my farts,
although still silent, now stink terribly."

The doctor says, "Good!!! Now that we've cleared up
your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."