G.A.S.H.


A man returns from the Middle East and is feeling very ill. He goes 
to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the Hospital in to
undergo tests.

The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the
hospital, and the phone by his bed rings.

"This is your doctor. We've had the results back from your tests
and we've found you have an extremely nasty STD called G.A.S.H.
It's a combination of Gonorrhea, AIDS, Syphilis, and Herpes!"

"Oh my gosh," cried the man, "What are you going to do, doctor?"

"Well we're going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, and 
pita bread."

"Will that cure me???" asked the man. 

The doctor replied, "Well no, but....
it's the only food we can get under the door."