CRISTMAS STORY


CHRISTMAS STORY
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen
listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living
room.
She heard the train stop, and her son said : "All of you sons of
bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop!
And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the
train, cause we're going down the tracks."
The mother went in and told her son: "We don't use that kind of
language in this house. Now, you are to go to your room and stay there
for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I
want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes
playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her
son say: "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember
to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us
today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with
us again soon." She hears the little boy continue: "For those of you
just boarding we ask you to stow all of your had luggage under your seat.
Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a
pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added: "For those of you
who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the
kitchen."

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!