Constipation


A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm
constipated."

The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, "Lean
over the table."

The construction worker leans over the table, the doctor whacks
him on the ass with a baseball bat, CRACK... and then sends him
into the bathroom.

He comes out a few minutes later and says, "Doc, I feel great.
What should I do to prevent constipation in the future?"

The doctor says, "Stop wiping with cement bags!"