Close Shave

A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming
him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around
the cheeks.

"I have just the thing," says the barber, as he takes a small wooden
ball from a nearby drawer.  "Just place this between your cheek and
gum."

The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds
with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few
strokes the client asks, "And what if I swallow it?"

"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like
everyone else does!"