"Cash, Check or Charge?


The clerk asked me, "Cash, check or charge?" after ringing up
my purchase.

As I fumbled through my wallet, she noticed a remote control
for a television set in my purse.

"Do you always carry your TV remote?" she asked.

"No," I replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping with me,
so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him!"